Woof Bloogle Gik or When I Get Hot in Klopstokia
April 3rd, 2007 at 23:23 (1930s)

Klopstokia: A Far-Away Country.
Chief Exports: Goats and Nuts.
Chief Imports: Goats and Nuts.
Chief Inhabitants: Goats and Nuts.
Welcome to Klopstokia, a Ruritanian country where every man is named George and all the women are called Angela. And since this movie was made in 1932 and released a few weeks before the Los Angeles Olympics, everyone in the country is a super-athlete. Sweetheart, the main character of this wacky movie, is trying to assemble an Olympic team for the LA Olympics. Actually his name’s not Sweetheart but the president of Klopstokia calls him so.
Sweetheart’s in love with the president’s daughter, who is of course called Angela.

In a strange love scene they are both standing on a bridge and out of basket with the inscription Fire Angela produces an old family copy (printed on her grand-father by the way) of an Klopstokian love song.
“You know what?”
“What?”
“I love you.”
“In Klopstokia there’s another way of saying that.”
“In public?”
“Here is a song of love. It’s in the old Klopstokian language that we used to speak before we learned English. When you’ve learned to sing this, I know you really love me.”

The song itself has the unforgettable lyrics:
Woof Bloogle Gik Mow Gik Bloogle Woof Poof
Bloogle Ik Bow Ik Oogle Poof Quee

And then there’s Mata Machree, the woman no man can resist. As one of her butlers remarks “Madame is only resisted from 2 to 4 in the afternoon.”

I’m sure Mata Machree is not only irresistible but also the only woman who has her own light show in her mansion. And what an entrance she has with her own lighting director.

As a pre-Code movie it also features a risqué song Mata starts to sing as soon as she shows her teeth to the men who came to see her. “I know why you are here. I know everything. I even know what you think, you beast!”

When I Get Hot is a song rarely heard these days.

Maybe nobody dares to cover this little ditty because only the woman no man can resist can deliver it the right way.

With all these hints it should be very easy to guess the title of this insane comedy.


























